I was at the confirmation of my cousine and in the church sat a man before me and he looked really really hot. He was like 38 I think and he had curled black hair and this sideburns like Benedict and ohgod I stared at him the whole 90 Minutes in that fucking Church..
But his wife was really ugly and fat. The fuck. But the two children were cute.

Tags: oh benedict look what you've done now I've a kick for older men who have curled hair and sideburns